You might be a mall ninja if…

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  Mall Ninja

  You own night vision goggles in an assortment of designer colors.

• You carry a GI Joe action figure in your briefcase.
• You video tape yourself doing something brilliant. Like this.
• You’ve built a sniper hide in your backyard. Just in case.
• If ‘formal attire’ means wearing your synthetic, wrinkle-free utility pants.
• You wear digital desert cammies to work. At the mall.
• You’re still upset that the 70’s TV show, SWAT, was cancelled.
• You live in your parents basement.
• You really do believe that Marine Recon units train with “Gears of War“
• Not only do you know how to spell ‘shuriken‘ but you own several
• You routinely serpentine while jogging
• You say things like “high speed, low drag” with a straight face.
• You conduct recon before attending your annual family reunion luncheon.
• You ‘gear up’ to go to Shoney’s

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