OK maybe I have to rethink this whole “My Gun Culture” thing.  Clearly there are other efficient means of defending one’s self.

Wedgie as good as handcuffs in suspect detention

The Associated Press

It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car.

Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, says she chased
a man who broke into a co-worker’s car, but he kept squirming away from

Morris eventually grabbed the man’s boxer shorts and pulled.
Salt Lake City police say she then she put a headlock on the man until
help could arrive.

The man was booked into the
Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of
stolen property and outstanding warrants.

The Miami Herald