I feel like I’m a fairly bright guy. Especially when I watch Wheel of Fortune and guess at least half of the puzzles without buying a single vowel. Brainpower or not, this issue has me totally flamboozled. It’s the “No Guns Allowed” campaign led by the Moms Demand Alimony From That Napoleonic Little Tyrant Michael […]
You Might Be A Gun Control Activist If…
You might be a gun control activist if… You think that the FBI has fudged crime statistics data for the past 20 years because Wayne LaPierre takes them out for CiCi’s pizza every Tuesday. You think Shannon watts makes a lot of sense if people would just listen to her. You think that Shannon could deliver her message more […]
Gun Crime, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Mikey on the Hamster Wheel
Gun Crime makes me sick. But just the “crime” part, not the “gun” part. The whole “about to vomit” thing comes from the fact that I can’t get my laparoscopic adjustable gastric band around the fact that… To me, that’s like believing you can wave a magic scepter to vanquish all of the Pabst Blue […]
2014 – The Year of 2nd Amendment Goblins, Trolls and a Few Fairies
Proving that few people have sense or good judgement, I’ve been invited to contribute articles to Bearing Arms. You might know them, along with 1.1 million other people, as 2nd Amendment on Facebook. Check them out. Subscribe. Get involved. Sign up for an Appleseed event in 2014, and better yet, bring a friend! Here’s a […]
Ammo Test: Winchester PDX1 Defender .38 Special +P 130 Grain
When I lug my ammunition testing setup to the range, I get more strange looks than Michael Bloomberg lactating at a Mayors Against Legal Governing (MALG) press conference. That’s because I bring a couple of now-perforated trash cans full of soaking wet newspaper, some old boots and a bunch of discarded clothing. Shooting into water […]
Top 5 Reasons to Own a Gun
1. Because you can’t (legally) poke Michael Bloomberg in the eye. But you can figuratively, by exercising your Second Amendment right. Every time someone guys a gun, a bell rings. Wait a sec, that’s not right. Every time a bell rings, Chuck Schumer sprouts bat wings. No, hang on, we’ll get it. Every time someone […]
Cheaper Than Navel Lint Files Chapter 11
In a prepared statement released today, upstart online shooting sports discounter Cheaper Than Navel Lint announced that it has filed for bankruptcy protection. Few industry insiders were surprised today by Cheaper Than Navel Lint’s bankruptcy announcement. While company leaders have always expressed confidence, few outside the firm were optimistic about the company’s ability to compete […]