The government is out to get me. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean it isn't true. I hear it starts with censorship and then more drastic things happen, like wedgie boarding. I found out today that my blog feed has not been working for a while. For a split second I thought I might have screwed up some HTML tags or done something else stupid technically. Then I realized that's impossible. I know how to operate Microsoft Word, Adobe Elements, and The Clapper after all.