It’s nice to live in states where ‘pantywaist’ is not in the local vocabulary… Electronic stores in two states offer free guns | Reuters
Cheaper Than Navel Lint Files Chapter 11
In a prepared statement released today, upstart online shooting sports discounter Cheaper Than Navel Lint announced that it has filed for bankruptcy protection. Few industry insiders were surprised today by Cheaper Than Navel Lint’s bankruptcy announcement. While company leaders have always expressed confidence, few outside the firm were optimistic about the company’s ability to compete […]
GunUp.com Trounces GunDown.com In First Quarter Of Operation
Today, GunUp.com CEO Ben Cartwright announced dramatic market share increases over arch-rival GunDown.com. On the companies quarterly analyst call, Cartwright explained that recent research indicates that GunUp.com enjoys a 99.94% market share of the gun enthusiast online community market compared to GunDown’s .06% share. Admittedly, the competitors have slightly different target audiences. GunUp.com’s mission is […]
Smith & Wesson Market Cap Exceeds GDP of Micronesia
Today, Smith & Wesson (SWHC), long time maker of firearms and accessories, has experienced a meteoric rise of its share price over the past six weeks, resulting in a total market capitalization greater than that of the Federated States of Micronesia. “We could not be more pleased with the recent share price growth” said Smith […]