Unfortunately, some things require no witty commentary at all.

According to KnifeRights.org, “the New York County (Manhattan) District Attorney’s Office appears to be engaged in a shakedown of local businesses, forcing them to pay six-figure, so-called ‘contributions’ or risk unwarranted criminal penalties…”

Check out this story, and others, and the good work KnifeRights.org is doing to protect, ummm, common sense.