Amazing Sea Monkeys

Today is the day we celebrate everyone’s favorite insta-pet; it’s National Sea Monkey Day!

I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a packed agenda:

7:00am Rise and shine!

7:15am Fix up a nice bowl of plankton for breakfast

8:00am Head to the attic to retrieve my old Green Hornet comic books. I need to find one of those “Amazing Sea Monkey’s” advertisements

10:15am Order 10 or 20 thousand Amazing Sea Monkeys

10:16am Hmmm.