“Armed robbery and shooting at North Charleston Waffle House” If you read this headline, as I did this morning, what would you think happened? The robber shot someone? More “gun violence?” Yet another example of the evils of gun ownership? Here in Charleston, that’s how WCBD News 2 reported an attempted armed robbery where a […]
No Theft Allowed!
Are you stressed out about skyrocketing bank fees? Do you feel intimidated walking into big brick and stone buildings anytime you need access to your money? Do security guards scare you? Never fear, we have a plan that will alleviate all of these concerns while still offering excellent protection for your hard-earned money. What’s this […]
Gun Free Zones a.k.a. Self Defense Prohibited Zones
If you’re reading this, odds are about the same as Evander Holyfield whoopin’ Mitt Romney in the ring that you already know Gun Free Zones suck. Seriously, how much thought does it take to realize that people intent on doing harm could give a rat’s @ss about a flag in the ground claiming a […]
No Guns Allowed!
I feel like I’m a fairly bright guy. Especially when I watch Wheel of Fortune and guess at least half of the puzzles without buying a single vowel. Brainpower or not, this issue has me totally flamboozled. It’s the “No Guns Allowed” campaign led by the Moms Demand Alimony From That Napoleonic Little Tyrant Michael […]
TSA Bully Tactics: Making Travelers Violate Federal Law
When you’re the fastest growing federal bureaucracy in history (that’s NOT a good thing by the way) you get to do pretty much whatever you want, regardless of what the law says. After all, they’ve got uniforms, buy lawyers by the pallet load, and if all else fails, have Eric Holder on their side of […]
You Might Be A Gun Control Activist If…
You might be a gun control activist if… You think that the FBI has fudged crime statistics data for the past 20 years because Wayne LaPierre takes them out for CiCi’s pizza every Tuesday. You think Shannon watts makes a lot of sense if people would just listen to her. You think that Shannon could deliver her message more […]
Pro-Gun Policy Will Fail Because There Were No Nuclear Wars
Some gun control mantras make my head explode – and they don’t even use the phrase “for the children!” I’ll venture a guess they will cause you equal frustration. So go find a roll of duct tape. Then wrap your head with it. Done? Good. Now wrap an extra couple of layers, because I’m […]
12 Reasons I Carry A Gun
1. A fire extinguisher is a lousy self defense weapon. No one seems to have an issue with folks keeping a fire extinguisher in the house, right? I mean, people don’t question your paranoia level even though there are fire departments just about everywhere. So I thought about just carrying a fire extinguisher for self […]
Which Foot Is Legal?
One foot in this photo is in a legal concealed carry zone, while the other is in a gun free zone. Make sense to you? Me neither. Useless, pointless, ineffective and ill-conceived legislation gets people killed. Write your congress leech.
Gun Crime, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Mikey on the Hamster Wheel
Gun Crime makes me sick. But just the “crime” part, not the “gun” part. The whole “about to vomit” thing comes from the fact that I can’t get my laparoscopic adjustable gastric band around the fact that… To me, that’s like believing you can wave a magic scepter to vanquish all of the Pabst Blue […]