Black Helicopter Conspiracy

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean that no one is out to get you.

The government is out to get me. Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean it isn’t true.

I hear it starts with censorship and then more drastic things happen, like wedgie boarding. I found out today that my blog feed has not been working for a while. For a split second I thought I might have screwed up some HTML tags or done something else stupid technically. Then I realized that’s impossible. I know how to operate Microsoft Word, Adobe Elements, and The Clapper after all.

That leaves only one explanation. Apparently the new administration is not finding humor in the way I poke fun at them and they’re shutting me down. POTUS (that’s President Of T he United States for you people who don’t read Tom Clancy novels) did not find my post on his recent gun purchase amusing at all. Lighten up dude. Don’t hurt me or worse yet, send me to exile in France.

If you read this blog one day, and it is actually good, you’ll know that I am gone – taken in the dark of night and replaced with a faceless and nameless test tube drone, created in the depts of the AIG financial records vault.

In the meantime, the blog feed should be working.

Watch your back. If you are reading this, you might be next.