Car For Sale - Priced to Sell
For sale and priced to sell! One slightly used car. Make and model not exactly distinguishable. Good condition. It has had a minor altercation with 4 Civil War cannons, a German PAK 38 field artillery piece, and several dozen machine guns. Also had a minor fender bender with a Stuart tank.
Damage is mostly cosmetic and should clear right up with a little buffing compound.
Price is negotiable. Call soon as this baby will fly off the lot!
Update: There was a minor incident with the car today when it exploded and caught on fire. We’re thinking of reducing the price just a tad to compensate. Of course we’ll include any melted parts…
Light smoke damage - easily repairable
Molten engine block will be dug up and included. No worries!
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Great post!
I got back from the blog shoot and found my internet dead. I’m SOOOOO late in posting.
I hear ya! I think I have a years worth of material from last weekend!
Ha! Hilarious. I love it.
Does that mean you’re prepared to make an offer? Amazingly, this baby is still on the lot, but I’m sure it won’t last much longer! Since I know you, I’m willing to make you a special deal! We’ll even throw in a can of Turtle Wax to help you get it back in like-new condition…