- I want to prove to all the pantywaists that armed people can in fact have disagreements without gunfire breaking out. Then again, not many pantywaists watch the History Channel…
- I’m not mentioning any names, Adam, but I can make a point without repeating ‘rat fink’ 94 times.
- I wouldn’t miss the nomination target like others whose name I won’t mention. Adam.
- I always wanted to shoot a slingshot with a night-vision scope.
- It would be interesting to see how many internet commandos would find reasons to flame me – just because.
- Colby can give me some insider tips about how to get on Survivor.
- I haven’t had a good excuse to shoot my blunderbuss for a while.
- I want to write “Wendy, I’m home!” on the pool table with playing cards just to see who freaks out.
- I bet they eat yummy steaks in that ranch house every night.
- I could almost afford a real ACOG scope with the hundred grand prize money.
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