Chicago Embraces Landmark Supreme Court 2nd Amendment Decision

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley

In a sweeping move to embrace the spirit of the Supreme Court’s landmark second amendment ruling in McDonald v. City of Chicago, Mayor Richard Daley announced several new common sense regulations designed to protect the city’s reputation for violence and general thuggery. While the landmark decision clarifies protection of individual second amendment rights to own […]

United States Constitution Acknowledged By Senate

United States Constitution

Thursday, February 26, 2009 Fairfax, Va. – In a surprise vote today, Congress determined that there is in fact an important document called the consitution that outlines how the country should be run. “This new discovery kind of threw us for a loop” stated Senator Dianne Feinstein. “We’ve just been figuring things out as we […]