Dang it. We missed National Rat Catcher Day. Again. Although 2 days late, we’re still going to re-post our favorite rat catching stories in honor of the event. The Happening Escalation to War The Importance of Proper Uniform Sneaky Ninja Stuff Trench Warfare Is Waterboarding Rodents Moral?
We mentioned the Memorial Day Premier of Gettysburg on The History Channel the other day. Looks like a great documentary and we’ll be watching for sure. Thanks to the good folks at The History Channel, we’ve got some free History Channel stuff to give away! Messenger bags, t-shirts, and notebooks. To win yours, just Like […]
According to the Department of Defense, “President Harry S. Truman led the effort to establish a single holiday for citizens to come together and thank our military members for their patriotic service in support of our country.” We’re taking a quick break from the fun and satire to remember and thank all members of our […]
Today is National Pack Rat Day! Here are some helpful tips to help you make the most of this, the most sedentary of holidays… Go to your local shooting range and pick up all the brass you see, especially if you don’t reload. Find a gun show. Buy three of each flavor of beef (or […]
Today is the day we celebrate everyone’s favorite insta-pet; it’s National Sea Monkey Day! I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a packed agenda: 7:00am Rise and shine! 7:15am Fix up a nice bowl of plankton for breakfast 8:00am Head to the attic to retrieve my old Green Hornet comic books. I need to […]
Hey fellas – it’s almost Mother’s Day! As a public service announcement, the My Gun Culture staff would like to share a few tips for surviving this holiday with (your) hide intact. When you’ve tattooed these tips onto a convenient and visible body part, feel free to proceed to our helpful Mother’s Day Gift Guide […]
Gobbler’s Knob, Punxsutawney, PA – Stunned officials from the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club announced the end of 122 years of American tradition today. In a somber press conference, Groundhog Club President Vladimir Putin announced that Groundhog Day has been permanently canceled as Punxsutawney Phil was plugged stone-cold dead by an overly enthusiastic snipe hunter. “We’re just shocked” […]