Bushmaster Adaptive Combat Rifle (ACR) Takes Golden Snitch Award

Bushmaster ACR Wins 2011 Golden Snitch Award

Days after winning the coveted NRA 2011 Golden Bullseye Award for “Rifle of the Year” by Shooting Illustrated magazine, the Bushmaster Adaptive Combat Rifle (ACR) has garnered yet another honor. In a hotly contested match with arch rival arms maker Slytherin, Bushmaster’s ACR managed to out perform and take this years Golden Snitch. Rival executive Lucius […]

UK Bans Images of “Scary Things”

Scary Burger King Guy

Following on the heels a recent ban of images showing guns, the British Advertising Standards Authority has elected to extend the ban to all things deemed “potentially scary.” Nigel Giles, spokesperson for the authority offered this explanation. “Gawdon Bennet! We got complaints abaaaht a new advert. OK? Awright geeezzaa! abaaaht what movie ‘Wan’ed‘ starrin’ actress […]