Top 5 Reasons to Own a Gun

Lots of guns - rifles, pistols, ar15

1. Because you can’t (legally) poke Michael Bloomberg in the eye. But you can figuratively, by exercising your Second Amendment right. Every time someone guys a gun, a bell rings. Wait a sec, that’s not right. Every time a bell rings, Chuck Schumer sprouts bat wings. No, hang on, we’ll get it. Every time someone […]

United States Constitution Acknowledged By Senate

United States Constitution

Thursday, February 26, 2009 Fairfax, Va. – In a surprise vote today, Congress determined that there is in fact an important document called the consitution that outlines how the country should be run. “This new discovery kind of threw us for a loop” stated Senator Dianne Feinstein. “We’ve just been figuring things out as we […]