A Government Shutdown Pop Quiz

Government shutdown shooting range

Today’s pop quiz is a little complicated. It’s a combination of reading comprehension and true / false answers. Ready? Reading Comprehension Dick and Jane like to go shooting at a public range in the ‘Murrican National Forest. This range is completely unattended. It’s open 7 days a week from sunrise to sunset and there are […]

A Second Amendment Fairy Tale…

A Second Amendment Fairy Tale

Once upon a time… In a faraway land called Murrica, there was a great struggle, lasting many days and nights. You see, the settlers of Murrica were tormented by an insatiable and covetous evil troll known as George Threepence. While George lived across the great waters, in the hinterlands, he insisted on taxing the settlers […]

United States Constitution Acknowledged By Senate

United States Constitution

Thursday, February 26, 2009 Fairfax, Va. – In a surprise vote today, Congress determined that there is in fact an important document called the consitution that outlines how the country should be run. “This new discovery kind of threw us for a loop” stated Senator Dianne Feinstein. “We’ve just been figuring things out as we […]

Nancy Pelosi, Eric Holder Resort To Rock, Paper, Scissors

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi

Early policy splits appear to be forming between new cabinet members and Democrat congressional leaders. When newly confirmed Attorney General Eric Holder hinted at reviving the assault weapons ban last week, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi quickly distanced herself from the topic. “Eric is a big fat liar.” said Pelosi. “Infinity.” The dispute appeared […]