Half-Cocked: Fast & Furious Trick or Treating at The White House

Fast and Furious Trick or Treat at The White House

Half-Cocked: Attorney General Clears Himself of Fast and Furious Wrongdoing

Attorney General Eric Holder clears himself of Operation Fast and Furious wrongdoing

Half-Cocked: Fast and Furious? Check Your Six…

check your six

Half-Cocked: Paranormal Crack-tivity

Paranormal-Crack-tivity-The-Movie

Half-Cocked: A New Fast & Furious Deflection…

Half-Cocked: A New Fast & Furious Deflection...

Half-Cocked: A New Fast & Furious Deflection...

Half-Cocked: Let’s Make a Fast & Furious Deal!

Let's Make A Fast & Furious Deal!

Let's Make A Fast & Furious Deal!

Charlton Heston Steps Forward To Lead Fast and Furious Investigation

The Late Charlton Heston to Lead Fast and Furious Investigation

Breaking News: The late Charlton Heston has stepped forward to volunteer to serve as Special Prosecutor in the explosive Fast and Furious scandal. Mr. Heston brushed off stunned observers who were quite surprised at the actor and former NRA President’s entry back into the political scene and even more shocked at his apparent resurrection.

“Heck, Zombies rise from the dead all the time. It’s not that big a deal really. And this is a darn tooting’ good reason if there ever was one,” observed the late Mr. Heston.

Mr. Heston elaborated on his decision and explained that he was pretty sure that Fast and Furious and the resulting cover-up broke most of The Ten Commandments and maybe more. “I got to be pretty knowledgeable about those rules during an old movie role years back you know.”

Asked for his reaction to the news, Attorney General Holder stated “I don’t know.” Pressed for additional detail, Holder admitted “That guy scares me. Especially now that he’s dead.”

Insiders indicate that Mr. Heston is committed to the project and will remain undead for as long as it takes to get to the bottom of the GunWalker scandal. According to Heston’s remains, “I may be dead, but I’m not about to stand for this! These guys are going to have to pry this job from my cold, dead hands! Oh, wait a minute, my hands are cold and dead. Whatever.”

 

Fast and Furious Special Prosecutor Search on Facebook

Apparently the interview process has started…

Fast and Furious Special Prosecutor Interviews Have Started!

Fast and Furious Special Prosecutor Interviews Have Started!

Half-Cocked: Operation Fast and Furious Hearings…

Operation Fast and Furious Hearings...

Operation Fast and Furious Hearings...

Half-Cocked: ATF’s Failed Retail Store Stimulus Program…

ATF's Failed Retail Store Stimulus Program...

ATF's Failed Retail Store Stimulus Program...

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