The Rodent Chronicles, Part 5: Trench Warfare

Trench warfare

Back in the old days, warring armies would act, well, civilized and take a winter siesta from the daily ritual of beating the crap out of each other. I have it on good authority that George Washington and the Continental Army wintered in South Beach. There’s nothing like the smell of Hawaiian Tropic Golden Tanning […]

The Rodent Chronicles, Part 3: The Importance of Proper Uniform

Swiss guard at the Vatican

If you have been following the Rodent Chronicles series, you’ll know that I have thus far been outsmarted by a garbage eating animal with a brain the size of a .177 pellet. I think I have figured out the problem. All successful military campaigns include dudes with really snazzy looking uniforms. You have to look […]