Updated: Car for Sale – Priced to Sell!

Car For Sale - Priced to Sell

Car For Sale - Priced to Sell

For sale and priced to sell! One slightly used car. Make and model not exactly distinguishable. Good condition. It has had a minor altercation with 4 Civil War cannons, a German PAK 38 field artillery piece, and several dozen machine guns. Also had a minor fender bender with a Stuart tank.

Damage is mostly cosmetic and should clear right up with a little buffing compound.

Price is negotiable. Call soon as this baby will fly off the lot!

 

 

Update: There was a minor incident with the car today when it exploded and caught on fire. We’re thinking of reducing the price just a tad to compensate. Of course we’ll include any melted parts…

Light smoke damage - easily repairable

Light smoke damage - easily repairable

Molten engine block will be dug up and included. No worries!

Molten engine block will be dug up and included. No worries!

Comments

  1. That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Great post!

    I got back from the blog shoot and found my internet dead. I’m SOOOOO late in posting.

  2. Ha! Hilarious. I love it.

    • Does that mean you’re prepared to make an offer? Amazingly, this baby is still on the lot, but I’m sure it won’t last much longer! Since I know you, I’m willing to make you a special deal! We’ll even throw in a can of Turtle Wax to help you get it back in like-new condition…

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