Car For Sale - Priced to Sell
For sale and priced to sell! One slightly used car. Make and model not exactly distinguishable. Good condition. It has had a minor altercation with 4 Civil War cannons, a German PAK 38 field artillery piece, and several dozen machine guns. Also had a minor fender bender with a Stuart tank.
Damage is mostly cosmetic and should clear right up with a little buffing compound.
Price is negotiable. Call soon as this baby will fly off the lot!
Update: There was a minor incident with the car today when it exploded and caught on fire. We’re thinking of reducing the price just a tad to compensate. Of course we’ll include any melted parts…
Light smoke damage - easily repairable
Molten engine block will be dug up and included. No worries!
Tom McHale was born a helpless, shooting-deprived infant. He later discovered the joys of collecting and shooting guns, reloading ammunition and writing about his adventures with a healthy dose of fun. Tom's career has been diverse, bordering on dysfunctional, with most of it spent leading marketing teams for a variety of technology companies including Microsoft and more than a couple of high-tech startups. He's finally seen the light and given up the corporate life to pursue his passion of creating slightly crazy, but educational, content related to guns, shooting, concealed carry and self defense. 
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Great post!
I got back from the blog shoot and found my internet dead. I’m SOOOOO late in posting.
I hear ya! I think I have a years worth of material from last weekend!
Ha! Hilarious. I love it.
Does that mean you’re prepared to make an offer? Amazingly, this baby is still on the lot, but I’m sure it won’t last much longer! Since I know you, I’m willing to make you a special deal! We’ll even throw in a can of Turtle Wax to help you get it back in like-new condition…