Beretta Introduces Tropical Storm Handgun Line

Beretta Tropical Storm Pistol

Close on the heels of a successful launch of the PX4 Storm Series of pistols in .45 caliber, Beretta today announced an even more innovative lineup – the Tropical Storm Series. The new pistol design represents a quantum leap in weather harnessing technology according to Ben Cartwright, CEO, Beretta USA. “For centuries, we’ve been developing firearms […]

Surefire Announces LED Flash Light Saber

Yoda light Saber

Mountain Valley, CA — SureFire, LLC, manufacturer of high-end illumination tools and tactical products, announces the release of its Millennium Falcon series of high intensity LED powered Flash Light Sabers. Designed to appeal to a trans-universal audience, the new series offers unprecedented power from common AA household batteries. Early adopter and product beta tester, Han […]

Palm Pistol Deep Sea Submersible Completes Endurance Testing

Palm Pistol Submersible

Earlier this month, Constitution Arms completed endurance testing of its revolutionary new combination Palm Pistol and Miniature Automated Deep Sea Submersible, or MADSS. The versatile device is expected to serve the emerging market for personal protection while performing deep sea exploration. “As a result of our extensive market research efforts, we’re pretty sure we’ve hit […]

Ruger Introduces LOP – Light Origami Pistol

Ruger Light Origami Pistol

In a stunning move today, Sturm, Ruger & Company, Inc. (NYSE: RGR), introduced the Ruger LOP, or Light Origami Pistol. Following the wildly successful introductions of the Ruger LCP, LCR, and LCR .357, the move was the next logical evolution of the Ruger lineup of lightweight and compact pistols according to Ben Cartwright, Ruger’s Chief Executive […]

You might be a mall ninja if…

Mall Ninja

You own night vision goggles in an assortment of designer colors. You carry a GI Joe action figure in your briefcase. You video tape yourself doing something brilliant. Like this. You’ve built a sniper hide in your backyard. Just in case. If ‘formal attire’ means wearing your synthetic, wrinkle-free utility pants. You wear digital desert […]