Obama’s TelePrompTer Spotted at Shooting Range

President Obama's TelePrompTer at Shooting Range

Members of a Charleston area shooting range encountered an unexpected sight last weekend when what appeared to be a TelePrompter was seen shooting handguns and various semi-automatic rifles. Nearby shooters became suspicious when they overheard the TelePrompter saying “Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?” Upon hearing this and other obvious movie lines from […]

UK Bans Images of “Scary Things”

Scary Burger King Guy

Following on the heels a recent ban of images showing guns, the British Advertising Standards Authority has elected to extend the ban to all things deemed “potentially scary.” Nigel Giles, spokesperson for the authority offered this explanation. “Gawdon Bennet! We got complaints abaaaht a new advert. OK? Awright geeezzaa! abaaaht what movie ‘Wan’ed‘ starrin’ actress […]

Message to a mugger…

OK, so this one probably falls into that Urban Legend category – although Snopes.com still has it listed as “undetermined.”  Just because it may not be true doesn’t mean it can’t be funny, so in that spirit, here it is: Recently published on Craigʼs List To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah ) […]

Smith & Wesson Market Cap Exceeds GDP of Micronesia

Ben Cartwright - Bonanza

Today, Smith & Wesson (SWHC), long time maker of firearms and accessories, has experienced a meteoric rise of its share price over the past six weeks, resulting in a total market capitalization greater than that of the Federated States of Micronesia. “We could not be more pleased with the recent share price growth” said Smith […]

Be sure to register you guns if you intend to commit a crime

From Scrappleface: In an effort to reduce gun violence nationwide, Attorney General Eric Holder said today that the Obama administration will reinstate the Clinton-era assault weapons ban that expired in 2004, adding new provisions to make it even more effective at saving lives. Under the revised rules, people who intend to commit crimes with stolen […]

Obama Offers Historic Pistol to British Prime Minister Brown

Bad-Product-Design-Gun

In a White House ceremony today, President Obama offered a historic gift to visiting British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. The rare pistol, known as a “We don’t like you anymore” Special , was the first of it’s kind ever presented to a visiting dignitary. Brown graciously accepted the gift, even going so far as to […]

United States Constitution Acknowledged By Senate

United States Constitution

Thursday, February 26, 2009 Fairfax, Va. – In a surprise vote today, Congress determined that there is in fact an important document called the consitution that outlines how the country should be run. “This new discovery kind of threw us for a loop” stated Senator Dianne Feinstein. “We’ve just been figuring things out as we […]

Nancy Pelosi, Eric Holder Resort To Rock, Paper, Scissors

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi

Early policy splits appear to be forming between new cabinet members and Democrat congressional leaders. When newly confirmed Attorney General Eric Holder hinted at reviving the assault weapons ban last week, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi quickly distanced herself from the topic. “Eric is a big fat liar.” said Pelosi. “Infinity.” The dispute appeared […]