Remember the old westerns, where two larger than life cowboys ended up in the same small dustbowl of a town?  For some reason, unexplainable by science, there cannot be room in a 15 acre space for more than one hombre, and an epic showdown is inevitable.  It appears we are about to see one of those first hand, right here in the U.S. Through a random sequence of events, we have both Chuck Norris and Sarah Palin both contained within our national borders. Trouble is a brewin’

Chuck Norris

On one hand, we have Chuck Norris. As proven by movies and various reputable reference sources on the internet, Chuck is capable of doing things like moving the earth downward simply by doing pushups and that he has counted to infinity – twice. I have also heard, through the internet, that he is capable of killing two stones with one bird and that if he has five dollars, and you have five dollars, he has more money than you.

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin on the other hand can field dress a moose, wears diamond earrings that were crushed in her very own hands, and is the sole reason that compasses point north. It has also been rumoured that Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin and that Death once had a near Sarah Palin experience.

So how much time do we have to board up the windows and clear out of town before the fight begins?

Thanks to the Twitterverse for some of this useful marketing research data: @kevinkinversie, @moveableHype, @coreyclayton.  And of course, www.palinfacts.com and www.chucknorrisfacts.com.